Product Description:
This is my "Sloth Robot Greeting Card & Bookmark Combo Pack", featuring my personal fine-art.
Each 16pt matte greeting card measures 5.5" x 4" when folded (A2), Envelope(s) included. The background extends fully onto the back of the card as well.
Each 16pt matte bookmark measures 2" x 8" and is printed in full color both front and back.
Choose the size of your combo pack: the bigger the pack, the better the deal you'll get compared to buying these items separately.
NOT ALL BOOKMARKS & GREETING CARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL...
All of my bookmarks & greeting cards are printed on premium quality 16 pt. matte paper/card stock by a professional printer. They have a smooth and silky finish to them (not glossy) and feel so nice when you hold them. They are thick enough to stand the test of time, but not so thick that they gap your book's pages or feel too thick in the envelope.
View all 33 bookmarks (and combo packs) in my shop: bookmarks-cards
GUARANTEED QUALITY
If you're unsatisfied with the quality of your purchase, return it to me unused for a full refund.
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this greeting card & bookmark pack. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying these greeting cards and bookmarks from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
These greeting cards and bookmark were created from one of the 700+ works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your greeting cards and bookmarks...
YOU GET NEW, BADASS, ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM GREETING CARDS AND BOOKMARKS. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY PACK GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these greeting cards and bookmarks (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art on products that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular pack of greeting cards and bookmarks is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly which books you're going to save your place using these bookmark first. At least you do if you have a stack of books waiting like I do. I bet you also know exactly who is going to get the first card you give.
Let's get you that rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we? And most importantly, let's show your books the love they deserve.
Each 16pt matte greeting card measures 5.5" x 4" when folded (A2), Envelope(s) included. The background extends fully onto the back of the card as well.
Each 16pt matte bookmark measures 2" x 8" and is printed in full color both front and back.
Choose the size of your combo pack: the bigger the pack, the better the deal you'll get compared to buying these items separately.
NOT ALL BOOKMARKS & GREETING CARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL...
All of my bookmarks & greeting cards are printed on premium quality 16 pt. matte paper/card stock by a professional printer. They have a smooth and silky finish to them (not glossy) and feel so nice when you hold them. They are thick enough to stand the test of time, but not so thick that they gap your book's pages or feel too thick in the envelope.
View all 33 bookmarks (and combo packs) in my shop: bookmarks-cards
GUARANTEED QUALITY
If you're unsatisfied with the quality of your purchase, return it to me unused for a full refund.
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this greeting card & bookmark pack. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying these greeting cards and bookmarks from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
These greeting cards and bookmark were created from one of the 700+ works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your greeting cards and bookmarks...
YOU GET NEW, BADASS, ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM GREETING CARDS AND BOOKMARKS. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY PACK GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these greeting cards and bookmarks (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art on products that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular pack of greeting cards and bookmarks is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly which books you're going to save your place using these bookmark first. At least you do if you have a stack of books waiting like I do. I bet you also know exactly who is going to get the first card you give.
Let's get you that rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we? And most importantly, let's show your books the love they deserve.
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