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A COLLECTIBLE FOIL STICKER featuring my "See, Speak, Hear No Evil Robots" artwork/design in a special foil version
This premium special foil sticker was created from one of the more than 700 works of art and graphic designs that I have created over the last 20 years!
It's shiny. It's sexy. This special foil sticker gives it a one-of-a-kind look that will pop so differently in every single type of light and room you're in.
PICK A SURFACE, AND STICKER IT WITH PURPOSE...
Rest assured that you'll be able to put this ridiculously resilient decal on your favorite water bottle, your car, your bathroom mirror, your Trapper Keeper, your laptop, or on any other surface you love covering with different art that none of your friends or coworkers have seen before.
WHEN YOU FIRST *FEEL* THIS STICKER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STICKERS ARE JUST... *NICER*
- Water may try, but it can't hurt this sticker - Direct sunlight's got nothing on it
- Extreme weather might as well just walk away right now
- Even your heated dishwasher is going to sulk like a preteen in time-out when it doesn't do a lick of damage to it
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this sticker. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying this sticker from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
This sticker was created from one of the hundreds of works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your sticker...
YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE STICKER. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY STICKER GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these stickers (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular sticker is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly where you are going to peel and slap this sticker after you receive it. Let's get you that dopamine rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we?
An honest note about all foil stickers, no matter where you get them:
Foil stickers are easily destroyed by car washes, window wipers, and long/constant exposure to outdoor direct sunlight. My stickers do better than great with direct sunlight indoors. They do awesomely on windows, water bottles, laptops, etc.
My warranty does not cover damage done by placing this foil sticker in any environment that is too extreme. It is very important that you only put this (any any new) sticker onto flat surfaces (flat with long smooth curves such as water bottles is okay, just not on the neck of the bottle).
I tell you all this because I think I'd want to know if I was walking a foil sticker mile in your shoes. These foil stickers are absolutely premium as foil stickers go. When you hold them in the light, you'll understand exactly what I'm saying. Be confident in your purchase. Take care of it. You'll love it.
This premium special foil sticker was created from one of the more than 700 works of art and graphic designs that I have created over the last 20 years!
It's shiny. It's sexy. This special foil sticker gives it a one-of-a-kind look that will pop so differently in every single type of light and room you're in.
PICK A SURFACE, AND STICKER IT WITH PURPOSE...
Rest assured that you'll be able to put this ridiculously resilient decal on your favorite water bottle, your car, your bathroom mirror, your Trapper Keeper, your laptop, or on any other surface you love covering with different art that none of your friends or coworkers have seen before.
WHEN YOU FIRST *FEEL* THIS STICKER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STICKERS ARE JUST... *NICER*
- Water may try, but it can't hurt this sticker - Direct sunlight's got nothing on it
- Extreme weather might as well just walk away right now
- Even your heated dishwasher is going to sulk like a preteen in time-out when it doesn't do a lick of damage to it
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this sticker. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying this sticker from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
This sticker was created from one of the hundreds of works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your sticker...
YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE STICKER. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY STICKER GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these stickers (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular sticker is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly where you are going to peel and slap this sticker after you receive it. Let's get you that dopamine rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we?
An honest note about all foil stickers, no matter where you get them:
Foil stickers are easily destroyed by car washes, window wipers, and long/constant exposure to outdoor direct sunlight. My stickers do better than great with direct sunlight indoors. They do awesomely on windows, water bottles, laptops, etc.
My warranty does not cover damage done by placing this foil sticker in any environment that is too extreme. It is very important that you only put this (any any new) sticker onto flat surfaces (flat with long smooth curves such as water bottles is okay, just not on the neck of the bottle).
I tell you all this because I think I'd want to know if I was walking a foil sticker mile in your shoes. These foil stickers are absolutely premium as foil stickers go. When you hold them in the light, you'll understand exactly what I'm saying. Be confident in your purchase. Take care of it. You'll love it.
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