Product Description:
Sometimes my brain
Is a real turd
It makes my heart
Feel so absurd
Is a real turd
It makes my heart
Feel so absurd
Then all it takes
Is a few good thoughts
To make my heart
Show off what it’s got
Is a few good thoughts
To make my heart
Show off what it’s got
Pick a surface and sticker it with purpose…
Rest assured that you'll be able to use this ridiculously resilient decal on your favorite water bottle, car, bathroom mirror, Trapper Keeper, laptop, or on any other surface you are obsessed with covering.
When you first feel this vinyl sticker, you'll understand that some stickers are just… nicer
- Water may try, but it can't hurt this sticker
- Direct sunlight's got nothing on it
- Extreme weather might as well just walk away right now
- Even your heated dishwasher is going to sit and sulk when it can’t do any damage to it
"Unique" is this sticker’s middle name
This is the only place you'll ever find this sticker, and since every sticker I sell was created without the rest of the sticker world in mind, you know you're getting something different and special.
Happy shopping. You're really going to like what I send you.
Ahem
If you haven't hit the checkout button (just yet), how about a few (totally pointless) sticker thoughts from yours truly?
- Stickers are like tattoos for your things. Once you get one you like, it's really hard to not want another (and another)
- Cheap stickers are like cheap tattoos. You tend to get bored of them quickly and they are a real pain to remove
- "Sticker" rhymes with "liquor,' which is the name I should have given my dog since I'm always yelling, "don't lick her!" (sorry, not sorry)
- I never thought I'd grow up to be the "sticker guy." And if I am a sticker guy, does that mean I never actually grew up?
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