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This premium greeting card features my "Sloth Robot" illustration. It measures 5.5" x 4" (A2). Envelope(s) are included.
NOT ALL GREETING CARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL...
Do you know that feeling when you hold a greeting card that just feels good in your hands? One that feels like it's quality? One that says, "hey, I put thought into this card, and I didn't go cheap because you mean a lot to me." That's what I created when I created this greeting card.
All of my greeting cards are printed on premium quality 16 pt. matte paper/card stock by a professional printer. They have a smooth and silky premium matte finish to them (not glossy) and they just feel so nice. You'll see what I mean. These cards are definitely thick and sturdy enough to not just feel and look amazing, but to stand the test of time.
View all 16 greeting cards in my shop: dpsticker.club/greeting-cards
GUARANTEED QUALITY
If you're unsatisfied with the quality of your purchase, return it to me unused for a full refund.
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this greeting card. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying this greeting card from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
This greeting card was created from one of the 700+ works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your greeting card...
YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM GREETING CARD. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY CARD PACK GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these greeting cards (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art on products that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular greeting card is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly who you're going to give this greeting card to after you receive it. Let's get you that dopamine rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we?
NOT ALL GREETING CARDS ARE CREATED EQUAL...
Do you know that feeling when you hold a greeting card that just feels good in your hands? One that feels like it's quality? One that says, "hey, I put thought into this card, and I didn't go cheap because you mean a lot to me." That's what I created when I created this greeting card.
All of my greeting cards are printed on premium quality 16 pt. matte paper/card stock by a professional printer. They have a smooth and silky premium matte finish to them (not glossy) and they just feel so nice. You'll see what I mean. These cards are definitely thick and sturdy enough to not just feel and look amazing, but to stand the test of time.
View all 16 greeting cards in my shop: dpsticker.club/greeting-cards
GUARANTEED QUALITY
If you're unsatisfied with the quality of your purchase, return it to me unused for a full refund.
BEYOND THE SAME OLD {AHEM} MINDSET
I'm Dan Pearce, the artist and creator of this greeting card. My true story is that I am a single dad who was kind of (but just barely) internet-famous not too long ago. Through very little awesomeness of my own, I somehow racked up a couple million Facebook followers as a writer, blogger, and artist.
THE COLD, HARD, INTERESTING TRUTH ABOUT THAT...
I actually live my day to day life coping with various mental illnesses, and let me tell you that all that endless limelight really didn't ever work well for me and my type of crazy. Over time, constantly being seen and watched by that many people really took its toll on me, and eventually I had to pull the plug before I couldn't mentally recover from being in the daily spotlight.
ART HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE REMEDY
Quite honestly, you're buying this greeting card from a guy who is never more than three steps away from the loony bin. Are you (hopefully) okay with that? Good. I knew we'd be fast friends. Creating and selling my art is actually all I do for a living now because for more than 30 years it has helped my brain remain functional and resemble something I could *almost* call normal.
This greeting card was created from one of the 700+ works of art or designs I have created while avoiding those strange and awkward places my brain loves to take me. Art is my escape. It's my meditation. It's my way of balancing a life and mind that I have learned I cannot ever control.
WHY WOULD I *EVER* SHARE ALL THAT?
I share it because we all have our own types of crazy, we all have our own struggles, and I will never stop doing my part to help erase the stigma that surrounds mental illness.
I also sincerely hope to inspire all my fellow nutter butters to pick up a pencil, or a ball of clay, or a paint brush, and just go to friggin' town with it. Don't worry if you ain't got the skill yet. Just pick up an artist's tool and have at it. Do it for you. Do it for your beautiful brain.
But enough about all that. I know that's not why you're here. Back to your greeting card...
YOU GET A NEW, BADASS, ABSOLUTELY PREMIUM GREETING CARD. AND... $0.50 FROM EVERY CARD PACK GOES TO MENTAL HEALTH CHARITIES
I didn't go cheap when I ordered these greeting cards (no need to clap), so I'm gonna actually charge what these bad boys are worth so that I can make a living sending you art on products that you'll love for years. That's pretty dang fair, isn't it? This particular greeting card is gonna cost just a few bucks, plus an extra twenty-five cents on top (you pay half to the charities, I match it), which I promise will go to a well-run charity of personal significance.
LET'S DO IT TO IT, SHALL WE?
If you've made it this far (that does deserve a clap), I bet you already know exactly who you're going to give this greeting card to after you receive it. Let's get you that dopamine rush that we all get when we receive something truly epic in the mail, shall we?
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